Greetings and welcome to this momentous 78th performance of the Carnival of Fools! Yes, this week’s installment was planned as a preview of tonight’s Texas primary election, but as per usual with life in the Second Trump Era, it’s been demoted due to . . . “events, dear boy, events.” (As the old saying goes: If you want to make God laugh, tell Him of your plans to focus exclusively on domestic politics.)
America, in conjunction with Israel, is now at war with Iran. Please do not bother objecting to me that we have not formally declared war yet, as Senator Markwayne Mullin did this weekend during multiple media appearances. I get that the administration is being very careful not to characterize what is currently going on in Iran as “war,” but this of course is insulting semantic ...
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