Some news from the world of pest control. Anyone who has spent enough time on the internet over the past half decade understands the threat posed by 30 to 50 crazed wild pigs ganging up on you at once, and if you have no idea what I’m referring to when I say this, then you my friend spend far too much time living a normal life. Back then online progressives — with their soft hands and hapless urban folkways — could not comprehend the dangers such wildlife pose to an unarmed human. The Democratic National Committee knows better now, however, as they discover themselves incapable of taking down even a single feral Hogg successfully.
That’s right folks, it’s time for a brief update on the adventures of David Hogg — former youth anti-gun activist, failed pillow manufacturer, and now vice-chair of the DNC. I’ve been tracking Hogg’s comical bildungsroman since the day he lobbied his way into winning the DNC’s internal election for the slot based on his promise to bring the (currently scattered) “Youth Vote” back to the . . .
